Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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