quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I understand Curling. That high.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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