Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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