Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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