If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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