FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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