Dual....:-)
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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