Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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