How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
