he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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