your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm sobbing to NWA
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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