he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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