just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Come on in and take your pants off
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