He kissed a someone with a penis
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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