There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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