that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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