Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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