he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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