i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We have so much sex to catch up on
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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