So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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