stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Randomize
