11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
