How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
this hospital has no fireball
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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