You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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