What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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