Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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