names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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