Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
smell my finger.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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