just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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