Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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