So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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