If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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