All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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