I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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