elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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