So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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