i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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