Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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