big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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