He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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