Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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