smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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