I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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