we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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