She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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