If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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