Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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