I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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