I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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