This girl is more easily done than said...
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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